Bear: “Mama!”
Me: “I’m in the middle of a thing!”
“Just a minute!”
“Hang on!”
“Come look!”
I walk in to Bear’s room.
“Where are you?”
“In the auxiliary bed.”
I duck my head between the bookcase and the bunks and see Bear and his cat crammed into the 18″ by 24″ space on top of a blanket.
Bear: “Isn’t he cute?!”
“Look at him!”
“I have seen him before.”
“SO COOT! Also, on a side note, he has an anomalous collar.”
“Whenever I turn it the right way it turns itself back again.”